Since these are described as “malted milk balls” you might forgive me for thinking they would taste like Maltesers. They don’t. They are truly disgusting and further extend the outer reaches of the definition of the word food. 

Imagine you have got some piles of sawdust, mixed them with sugar and craft glue, balled them up into approximations of Maltesers, then passed them through the body of a civet, you know like what they do with Kopi Luwak coffee. Then maybe rolled them in dirt.

Well, that would be heaven compared to these monsters. Avoid.